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Poemtry Club – Episode One

Poemtry Club - Episode One

Carver “All ‘Bout Life” – Episode One

Carver "All 'Bout Life" - Episode One

Professor Lawry – Episode One

Professor Lawry - Episode One

Dave Foley, John Ennis and Matt Kaye as Lloyd Crimsby (Live Performance)

Dave Foley, John Ennis and Matt Kaye as Lloyd Crimsby (Live Performance)

Richard Petty Is A Big Cock!!! (Improvised Performance)

Richard Petty Is A Big Cock!!! (Improvised Performance)

John Ennis and Matt Kaye – Broad Strokes

John Ennis and Matt Kaye - Broad Strokes

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A Plumbing Company Brainstorms A New Name

Al: You guys, we have to come to some agreement about the company name. Bob: It’s gotta have “Rooter” in it.. Carl: No, I wanna be the “Drain Busters”!!! Al: That sounds like we destroy stuff. Carl: Shut up. No it doesn’t. Bob: People love saying the word “Rooter”. I know I do. ... read more

Dear Catherine Keener...

Dear Catherine Keener, I must return the sled you sent me. It was a very nice gesture and I appreciate the sincerity and no-strings-attached phrasing on the card, but I simply must refuse. I certainly will treasure the time you took me sledding and how we drank so... read more

Steven Gutner's Job In the Recession

Hi. I'm Steven Gutner. I'm a real employee worker because I'm a growed-up adult man person. I ride the secret cave train to my job place. I help the Doctor-mans test brane medicines for the sick people who have bad 'maginations. I'm a VERY important part of the process. Right now... read more

Steven Meets Toby the Wish-Princess

(Red visor) SG: Hi, I am Steven Gutner (White hat): Hi, Steven Gutner. I'm Toby the Wish-Princess! You don't have any clothes on. SG: I have my brown socks for fashion. WH: So you do. Is there a wish I can grant you, Steven Gutner? SG: I wish to know... read more

Meat-Flower Blossoms: Haikus by Steven Gutner

THIS IS STEVEN GUTNER AND THESE ARE HIS HAIKUS: 1. Musky meat flower, Blossom now, your time is nigh, Bacon scent fills you. 2. Rape my butt circus! I am the dirty clown-car, I will not press charges. 3. Ich habe viel Fleisch gegessen, Mein Stuhlgang sind mächtige, Zwei Männer konnten sie nicht anheben. 4. Fret not, Danger Frank, Lotion... read more

Steven Gutner "I am a Chewbacca."

I am Steven Gutner. I'm celebrating the wonder of my body at a vacationing neighbor's home. I'm perpetually single and am looking for a special woman/person/changeling to brush me and feed me ketchup sandwiches. My charms/skills include: kung-fu, water boating, politeness, telling racist jokes in a robot... read more

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Matt Kaye Wall Art - "Nothing To Say Really"

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Contact me if you would like a custom piece of Matt Kaye Wall Art in your home, business or yacht. Have paint, will travel. (LA/NYC/SF/Chicago/Austin/Wherever you are)PURCHASE INFO

Matt Kaye Wall Art - "Not One Thing Happening"

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Contact me if you would like a custom piece of Matt Kaye Wall Art in your home, business or yacht. Have paint, will travel. (LA/NYC/SF/Chicago/Austin/Wherever you are)PURCHASE INFO

Matt Kaye Wall Art - "GUS"

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Contact me if you would like a custom piece of Matt Kaye Wall Art in your home, business or yacht. Have paint, will travel. (LA/NYC/SF/Chicago/Austin/Wherever you are)PURCHASE INFO

Adios

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8″ x 11″, signed original 1 of 1. Available as Ink on Paper or Wheat-pasted on TechShield (foil coated particle board), with mounting hardware.
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Piggy Trusts His Friends

Piggy Trusts His Friends
Ink/paper, 8″ x 11″, signed original 1 of 1 , $30    OR Wheat-pasted on TechShield (foil coated particle board), with mounting hardware $45
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Giraffe Practical Joke

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Ink/paper, 8″ x 11″, signed original 1 of 1 , $30    OR Wheat-pasted on TechShield (foil coated particle board), with mounting hardware $45
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Matt Kaye Bio

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Matt Kaye was an English musician and songwriter, best known as the drummer of Led Zeppelin. Kaye was esteemed for his speed, power, fast right foot, distinctive sound, and “feel” for the groove.  As a youngish man, he invented the cotton gin which helped shape the slave-powered economy of the antebellum South.  An infamous “robe-wearer”, Kaye received a great deal of recognition (plaques/trophies) for his extensive robe collection and in his later years would often wear nothing else and was quite cavalier about whether or not said robe was properly “closed”. 
A certain class of ladies enjoyed this about him.  He lost a great deal of his fortune gambling on jazz music in the 90′s and died penniless in an Atlantic City youth hostel from scurvy.  A fan of donuts, PCP, and hubris, he is widely remembered to be one of the greatest drummers in the history of rock music by many drummers, other musicians, and commentators in the industry.  He is survived by his cat, Agamemnon.  Services to be held at Bethel Presbyterian, Thursday, 7:30pm.  Casseroles encouraged.

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